His Holiness the Dali Lama (HHDL) goes into a pizzeria and asks for a Buddhist Pizza.
The pizza guy wants to know of HH if that is vegan or vegie.
HH responds that it is one with everything.......
The Buddhist Pizza is produced, HH profers a £50 note and this goes straight into the till.....
KERCHING!
HH enquires about change.
The pizza guy states, unequivocally, that
Change comes from within!I'll stop now.
Lagyalo.
