Lines from an Old Man's Forehead

Yesterday we heard from Boris the Bungler. Be alert he said. We said your country needs Lerts, but maybe not in Scotland.
On a much lighter and brighter note, we celebrated the first birthdays of twins in the family. It was a lovely occasion. Babies were dandled, cakes with one candle on were produced and a good time was had by all over the interweb with some technomagic called Zoom. (...Other interwebs and technomagicals are available ... Ed)

I guess we are all becoming Baby Zoomers (...Boom, Boom.)