- reduce our brains and those of our first-born to jelly,
- turn us into a nation of drooling addicts with personal hygiene problems, significant gambling debts and RSI in our wrists,
- suffer the horror at an ATM of finding that all our accounts have been emptied by arms dealing Albanians operating from a grass hut in Nigeria,
- force good, honest, hardworking monopolies to reconsider their modest surpluses,
- and in the last, mortal, words of Bluebottle that we have been deaded by an evil jazz playing conspiracy of grizzled old men called the Biderbeck Group.
I made brief reference in a blog to some thoughts John Naughton had about the internet
in June of this year, and I would suggest you reread them.
They will act as an adumbrating antidote, a poultice for puffery, a balm for the bewildered....
(Ed. That's enough now. One more alliteration and I will turn the electrons off. Adumbrating antidote indeed!)