Stop Whingeing

According to a report on Her Gracious Majesty's Imperial Wireless Broadcasting Website Lord Young of Graffham stated that Britons 'never had it so good'. Up to a point, Lord Young, up to a point. He was, of course, reprimanded by the ever lovely Dave MacCameroon our boyish prime minister. I believe Lord Young was in trade before putting on the ermine!

Another little gem from Her Gracious Majesty's Imperial Wireless Broadcasting Home Service.

Who on earth would have a loyalty card to Hades?
Buddhists!

From Bleak Expectations - a suitably titled comment on our situation.

Later
The noble Lord Young
Stuck his trotter in the dung
He claimed they’ve never had it so good
Now he’s roast pork, period!