First thing today, as I filled the kettle, I saw a wee beastie being bullied by the spadgers. The following came to my mind.
Wee, sleekit, cow’rin’, tim’rous beastie,
Oh, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi’ bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee
Wi’ murd’ring pattle!
Burns that is.