Saturday, April 16, 2011

Prepare to be moved - on!

Never mind what it is advertising! You won't remember anyway.

A very powerful message.

However, being a cynical old bugger if

- Ian Drunken Smith were to pass by he would add up the contents of the tin and deduct it from benefits;

- Gideon Osborne sauntered by he would issue a tax demand for undeclared income;

- Rubber Man Cameroon wheeled by he would give him a card, not in Braille, saying this document entitles you to 5 seconds of my most heartfelt sympathy and smile as the personal photographer captured the moment; of course one of his two man security detail would then retrieve the card after 4 seconds;

- St Vincent de Cable would praise the man for his enterprise and inquire if he had registered as a Soul Trader;

- Clarke the Lark would pad up to him in his hush puppies, blow cigar smoke in his face, and say
"Right. Blind Lemon McTavish, you're nicked!"

Thanks to Mr Murphy for the link.