You couldn't actually invent this

An email with the above subject and a link: a link
I must agree. Not quite in the

come to Sunni Gaza for your holidays

league, but not far off.

Ad hominem limerick.

There was a young lass called Mendoza
Who looked like an overstuffed sofa
Her smile was sweet
But she thought with her feet
And her brain was a burnt samosa.

Thanks for the link.
Yet again, how clueless people can be!