Mr O'Bama goes to Washington.

Dateline 06.30 GMT West Suffolk.
The crowds are in the streets. Grown men are standing by their Massey Fergusons and weeping. Relief and joy spread over the faces of the people; the outward sign of a new dawn, a new day!

But wait, what is this I read on the interweb. Voter fraud, child abduction......I knew it was too good to last. How soon the golden dawn of victory lights the blood soaked field of slaughter!

Yes!

Thanks to John Naughton for the link. Go read it, be inspired over your early morning tea, then back to the real world and face up to all those noonday devils!