And I have in ma hond a piece of paper that details the plans of the perfidious Nats to invade San Serif in the event of a Yes vote.Scotland to switch to driving on the right if independence given green light
Nothing like trailing your coat around the school playground.
And while we are at it, I stayed up far too late one night last week watching 13 Days.
So Shreck better get on the phone to Posh Boy and advise him of the intention of an Indie Scotlenad to 'Quarantine' Faslane.
I've gone all weak at the knees. It's the thought of Posh Boy pounding the lectern at the UN with one of his shoes, Gucci of course!
(That is blatant product placement! I edit an ethical blog and in the words of another great man of letters something up with which I will not put...Ed)
