Delay! The Thief of Accountability.

It may have escaped your notice in the fever surrounding the news cycle on both sides of the pond that Buddhist Pizza Inc. has been subject to a certain amount of investigation, in open session, by governmental committee. As a Global Non-Profit tasked with general philanthropy and alleviating poverty and suffering in the highest earning 1% of the population we are totally transparent and operate to the highest ethical and moral standards. We do not fear detailed questions, we do not reject scrutiny, we welcome intelligent and informed interrogation.

However, under god and the (unwritten) constitution we exercise our democratic right to delay, and have prepared accordingly.

Excuse me, I have to go and watch hell freeze over.

Many thanks to the daily dose for the link, and the daily dose.