So then Lord Cashcough!
Dave's mum said that you don't have a domicile.
It's sad really because you seem to have so much money, give so much of it away and yet you don't have a home of your own. Charity begins at home, so they say.
I'm sure the Turnip Taliban hereabouts would be able to find a house for you. Many of them have more than one of their own!