Do you ever get the feeling that you are not wanted. If people use phrases like
not afforded admission to the official British List
an estimate of 43 feral birds in 2003/04 .... undoubtedly an under-estimate given the level of monitoring undertaken.
Stuff it, you know you are beautiful. Every right to be here. Let's hope Betty Saxe-Coburg keeps her hands off and if you see a short streak of whatsit with a wild glint in his eye, a gun in one hand and a kebab skewer in the other run or fly for it!
Hasta Luego!
