Keith's Mum said why don't we all go out and Sell them a Tory, or it could have been Tell them a Story.
Who can explain, for example, what goes on in what might loosely be called Boris Johnson’s mind?A direct quote from John Naughton In Th'Observer. May not be original of course but caused quite a chuckle. ( See To err is human – is that why we fear machines that can be made to err less? Today)
A wintry little scene below to cheer us up.