To the Urns Chapter 99

I'm shaken by hard evidence that my family, my own brood, my kin, even, possibly, my kith, are participating in a vile traduction of our leader, our great helms person, the sun in our ...(Jaysus are you back on that old thing again... Ed)
I am talking about something which is vital for this nation Which nation...Ed?)
Our sense of decorum in defeat, you eejit. The intervention of this facebooky, twittery, whats uppy, socialistic media thingy, in our sacred duty to elect her majesty's government of all the twatts (GOATTS)
Recently I had a whatsupity thingy showing BJ in an England Rugby Shirt saying that he has been a great fan of the game ever since he saw Garry Lineker score a century at Wimbledon.
Did you hear Nick Clegg has taken a job with Mark Zuckerberg?
There's me bus.
Choir practice tonight.