Buddhist Pizza Software is pleased to announce an upgrade to its acclaimed Tanka Town operating system. The
fix new release (TT 17.75) will be known as Snowyleopardz and will offer truly amazing functionality, an unbelievable range of built in applications, and mouthwateringly good code design nestling behind the usual propitiatory firewalls.
Best of all it's going to squeeze gazillions more in juice outa you lemonheads who don't know sh*t from Shinola.
Can someone do a final edit on this before it goes out to the creative fruitcakes?