Pickles combats korma trauma with curry school(FT Weekend 19 November 2011, p4)
The Gauleiter who, it is alleged, is a saucy devil peppering his policy statements with refernces to the cuisine of the sub-continent proposes to stem the tsunami of chefs, sou chefs, sauciers, sommeliers and understrappers from same by establishing a curry school to train British cooks.
The mind boggles.
Zo Heston! You vill make ze chicken tikka masala vith ze powder of ze great Guru Masala!Must have been a slow week at communities, maybe a warm up act for the housing strategy.
Ozervise ze Fat Duck vill be no more fat; it is ze vasser bath for you!
If you have any doubts whatever about this government of gombeen men I suggest you consider the poster reproduced by Mr Murphy on his excellent Blog here.
