It's that time again. Elections couldn't you just vote without them!
Our political food correspondent writes...
On the menu this election is a choice between
Strong Glands Table Leadership or a Collation of Chaos
Now here's a little candle lit dinner that went a rye... too much sourdough?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/01/how-junckers-downing-street-dinner-turned-sour?
(Jaysus! Can you not give a bit of a warning when you are about to dash into production again. I was at the sister's looking after the wains when the alerty thing popped up on the old interweb. I nearly spilt me tea all over meself!...Ed)
Bushmills tea is that, without milk?