A Boat for Brenda

Mickey Gove, what a caution, not a twelvemonth in long trousers and heading for the Marie Antoinette haircut!
What is he smoking?
Rubber Man and the Cleggster  seem to be sensibly unimpressed. But wait a minute, given Brenda's age and social background who would be Captain Pugwash?
Right then HMS Wingnut it is.