Rewriting History 101
An interesting story from the Grauniad - link 
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Gerald Cohen was a central asian businessperson who was renown for his horsepersonship and the wide reach of his network of sales representatives. He ranged far and wide from his home in a humble yurt, named after his nana, Magnolia,  building one of the first worker collectives in history.  Those who traded with him claimed that, though he drove a hard bargain, he was always firm but fair. 
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 To turn to sweeter thoughts have you ever run across the Be Good Tanya's? Link 
(No I have to admit I have not. I believe I am a more careful driver than yourself ...Ed) 
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