Sadly as we all know the Norwegian Blue Brexit is just resting - it is tired. The fact that it is nailed to the perch with a six inch nail has got nothing to do with anything.
I quote...
"Specifically, if you look at this map of Norway you will see the areas I have diligently coloured in blue. They are the locations where, if you search carefully enough, you will see many examples of the resting Blue Brexit. " T. May (Head Girl, aged 13)